How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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full house

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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