- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

My kids are mistakes.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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