What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

He walked in a bar

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

weston cage

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

So, same time tomorrow then?

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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