- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

you lose.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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