What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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penis

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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