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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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