Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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