- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

butt sex

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

You know what's catchy? A cold

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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