Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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NAACP

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets should be purple

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