30cm = 0,3meters

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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