- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

racism...deal with it!

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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