- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Where do you live? In a house

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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