What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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