- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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