Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Oh...okay, good.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

david what a baghead

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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