Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

So, same time tomorrow then?

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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