- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

You suck big fat slobber

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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