- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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