- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

knock knock. come in.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

i have a christmas tree.

Z.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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