Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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penus

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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