What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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kill yourself

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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