how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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