- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

A man killed himself.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

dick dick dick... frogs

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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