- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the man die? he was shot

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