- Anti Joke

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.