a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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out of your comfort zone

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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The MLS

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Elizabeth Warren

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

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