- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Velcro. What a rip off.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Potato!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Do you love me? No.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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