What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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