A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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