- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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