Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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knock knock come in!

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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