What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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child labor

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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