Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Women's rights

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Justin Bieber

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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