Robin, get in the car!

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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You will not press the like button.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

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