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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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