What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

butt sex

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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