Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

just in time?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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