- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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