- Anti Joke

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

An Asian man fails a math test

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

You just read this ..

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.