- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

brittney griner

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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