- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

There's a god, just kidding.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

angelosnyder is not gay

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Velcro. What a rip off.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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