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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

brittney griner

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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