What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

roses are red, violets are violet.

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