- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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