what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Justin Bieber

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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