- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

womens rights.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Nickelback

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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