What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

L's I's that took Viagra.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Logan's gay

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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