- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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