what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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homosexuals are gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Justin Bieber

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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