know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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balls

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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