A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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are you gay does your mom know

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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