A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

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