A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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No.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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