Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

im @ work, LOL.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Adele walks into the stables

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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