- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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