How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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4-4-2

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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