Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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