heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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