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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

hi bye

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

LIFE :(

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Health food.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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