- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

whats polish and black a polish black person

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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