Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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lipstick pig

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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