H o m o comes out as homo

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Anti Joke

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