what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

How are cars made? By magic.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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