What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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obama

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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