- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Stealth baseballs record

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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