- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A French man gets into a fight

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

religion

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

women's rights

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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