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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Alex Gedrose.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Donald Trump.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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