Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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politically correct!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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