Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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