- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

butt sex

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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