Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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