- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

womens rights.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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