There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

My penis is big... not.

9/11

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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