A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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