Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Cleveland winning something

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How do you spell eight? 8

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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butt sex

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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