What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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