A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Cleveland winning something

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Anti Joke

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