Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Justin Bieber

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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