- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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