Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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*insert joke here*

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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more chocolate?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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