What is my name? I dont know

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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