- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

religion

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

baskets

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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