God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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U mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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