Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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