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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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