- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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