why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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A seal walks into a club.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Anti Joke

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