Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

luke moore cant pull it back

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

child labor

r u smart..... or ur black

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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