- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Daym im romantic

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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