Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Poop

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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