what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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