What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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canada

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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