a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Potassium? K.

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Obama

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Anti Joke

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