- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Neither have I

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Gorden Brown.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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