Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Elizabeth Warren

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canada

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The WNBA

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whats chinese noodles

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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